What a Sorority Chapter Meeting is Like, As Told By The Office

We found this post and had to share it! Unfortunately, we take no credit for this work of art–it was written entirely by Maggi Craig in 2015 for The Odyssey Online. Enjoy!

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It’s a Sunday. The supposed “day of rest,” but obviously your sorority hasn’t gotten around to that one yet. You’re tired, you’re hungover, you haven’t started your homework due for your 9am tomorrow, but instead you are indulging in the “society of your sisters” on this fine Sunday.

You walk into chapter like…

Chapter begins with the usual “cult-like” chanting…




The hottest guy you’ve ever seen comes in to make an announcement about god knows what, and you and your sisters are like…

Then, exec announcements start…

The first girl stands up for her weekly spiel and all you hear is…

Your philanthropy chair asks if anyone would like to help her out with your upcoming event and you think to yourself…



Your social chair announces that formal dates are due on the Google doc soon, so it’s time to turn on that charm…




And she REFUSES to give any hints as to what the themes for the weekend will be…

Risk reminds you to eat healthy in order to maintain a healthy lifestyle like…

But in reality, you’re like…

Finance reminds you that dues are due on the 25th…

And somebody brings up the service hours that you are incredibly behind on…

FINALLY, your president moves on to her announcements…

Which involves a lot of questions from your chapter (ain’t nobody got time fo dat)…

And just other general information that probably could have gone in an email (god love those people)…

But as soon as you close chapter, you are all out of there like…

Because everyone knows you just can’t wait till to do it all over again next Sunday…

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